ServeProFAIL

ProductoSoft’s ServePro was down so I call them and I SWEAR it’s just like I said in Taking down your REP !: Companies just freak us over all the time.

I call their customer “support”:

Me: hey your service is down and I really need it like NOW — I rely on this shit

Support: We’re sorry to hear you have problems with our service

Me: You bet you! This SUCKS. The service SUCKS!

Support: a small subset of users is effected, sir, so we …

Me: I’m no freaking subset!

Support: Sir, our tech people are working on it and the fix will be in place any moment now

Idiots!

Taking down your REP !

I’m SO done with this. Companies just freak us over all the time. Boz works for google and works with people with maffia names like sugarrae, skitzo, fantomaster and he says google owns more than 70% of all the searches. But that’s just like buying up all the tickets before a concert and then reselling them. That’s mean, that’s low. The government or so should be looking into this and make google give those searches back!

ProductoSoft ServePro ROCKS

I’ve been withProductoSoft now since xmas and itz for sure; it ROCKS.

If only they could be free like Google but Boz said the other day that Google has paid links and that if you click the wrong one, they charge you at the end of the month or they cut your email and stuff. I think that’s paranoid shit; why would Google pay for links? That’s just dumb man, but Boz is like that.

Regarding Bush

Sometimes I wonder simply by writing this post I force you to bully friends. How is this related to Bush, you ask. Fair enough. OK. About the time I broke up with my ex things were still OK. Unfortunately, maybe. So that’s that. But something felt awkward. I met a purple bird. And then…

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Boz is weird – word up

Yesterday my friend and I were reading a book about art in the coming decades.We were very uninterested by the subject, so we began explaining my friend The Boz about it, and he screamed:

“Oh man!.. Whoa! I am so sick of hearing about the coming decades all the time!”

But then when my friend and I got to the part about the art, The Boz quieted down and began picking his nose. Then the next day, The Boz’s father told me that the reason The Boz was so freaked out was because he was watching about art on TV. Often The Boz can be a little dumb like that, but he wants what is best for me…

Wow Dude!

Dudes I just totally realised I have not updated this since petrol was cheaper than a bottle of Grange!… You would not believe my anguish at my misdoings. Apologies to my regular readers! Even the little blue ones!.

I am flat out with only your readership as life preserver, watching Dexter, just generally being asleep, dreaming and chancing to every man and his dog, my day is passing in a blur from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to I am begging my kid to go to sleep or so help me God that kid will be decorating my wall, ‘Duct tape still life’. I am totally loving it, dudes. life happens.

I swear I will make more of an effort to blog more often. No, really! I will write more to certain yous; but it might not be you in particular who I write to..